Tuesday, 10 April 2012

It started before breakfast...

“I want to go downstairs first!!!”

-         Sorry Mini, you’ll have to wait, Dollop and I are already on our way downstairs. 
 *Mummy walks backwards down the stairs, holding Dollop's hands*

“Raaaaahhhhh, I want to go down first”
*barges past daddy, thrusts hands out as if to push mummy*

-         Do not push past people on the stairs Mini, it is dangerous and do not try to push mummy down the stairs.  Wait at the top please, we’ll only be a minute.

“Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo. Humpf. AAAAaaaarghhhhhh. I wanted to go first!!!!!! me Me ME!!!!”
*stamps feet*

-         Ok now Mini, Dollop and I are at the bottom. You can come downstairs.

“I’m not coming downstairs now coz I WANTED TO GO FIRST AND YOU WOULDN’T LET ME. RRrrraaaaaaaahhhhhhh.”

*Daddy comes downstairs*

“RRRRRRRRRrrrraaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, now Daddy’s gone in front of me too and I WANTED TO GO FIRST. YOU NEVER LET ME GO FIRST. RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR, GRRRRRR!!!!! Hssssssssss”
*stamps feet lots more, then wanders down to nearly the bottom of the stairs*

-         Are you coming down now then? Breakfast is ready, and you’ll need to get ready if you want to go for your sleepover at Nanny and Grandads.


-         OK, well it’s your choice. If you want to go to Nanny and Grandad’s you need to come down, eat, get washed and ready, then dressed.


-         Right Dollop, let’s get you changed and dressed, then up to the table.

*Teeny, tiny voice* “Can I have apple juice with my breakfast?”

-         Oh Mini, you’ve made a good choice, well done for coming downstairs, can you just shut the stair gate please?

“Of course mummy – but I did want to go first.”


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